Patrick Christys

Patrick Christys is a political commentator and professional loudmouth who, despite still not being able to shave, has reported from warzones in Syria, investigated terror cells in Britain, run his mouth off on Sky News and worked at several national newspapers.

He realised he was better at talking about sport than gracing the pitch with his physical presence, and didn't have the face for telly, so now he chats about it on the radio.

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